March 2012
77 followers guys i'm famous
me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
mygingernewyear:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to get a candy bar in Rock Bottom while waiting for the bus but the vending machine doesn’t give him his candy and it makes him miss the bus.
everyone: OMG THE FBI IS GOING TO ARREST EVERYBODY WHO IS ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADING MUSIC ERGHJFFKWEFW
me: *illegally downloads music*
Please reblog: Tomorrow, March the 1st, is Self...
so katie do you just decide to log off right ask i...
i see, katie. i see.
February 2012
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whyisyourdoorundermybucket:
living in detroit must suck
over half the population is illiterate
and it has the highest depression rate
and its fucking cold
wtf if you live in detroit this is my sincere apology
I'm going to go sit on my couch for 30 minutes and...
ok bye
Reblog this if you love Patrick Stump.
the-troubles-of-my-own-skin:
amoregoista:
graciavandemoortele:
asoulworthtwohats:
I wanna see how many notes this will get.
Muchas notas obvio :D
:’)
Let's Get #LoveForPatrick trending on twitter!
the-troubles-of-my-own-skin:
thesunshineintoyourveins:
Patrick seems to get quite the large amount of bullies pestering him on Twitter…
Send him some love… this man is beautiful on the inside, and the outside has always matched! (What a bonus!)
He is so ‘effing talented… I’d like to see you make an entire CD with you playing ALL the instruments and singing ALL the vocals. WITHOUT AUTOTUNE…...
kurtsies:
do you ever laugh at the glee fandom
and then remember that you’re part of it
5 tags
“Barney Stinson ALLLLLLWAYS gets the yes.”
– Barney Stinson (via itsbrocodebrah)
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
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jimhalpert:
#GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST #I HATE...
deathdisc0:
is this more than you bargained for yet?
oh tell mommy I’m watching you two from the closet wishing to be the friction in your jeans.
LOL THIS IS NOT HOW THE LYRICS GO BUT OMG IF THEY DID THAT’D BE HILARIOUS
